What, Jack, you don't like a little dress-up every now and then to spice things up? insert Brokeback Mountain cowboy joke

"I'm supposed to graduate this spring," Tony says, getting a little defensive. "I wasn't even planning on going to high school." Realizing that that probably requires some explanation, he adds, "I was homeschooled until two years ago." Aaand now he's talking himself into a corner. "...I'm really smart," he finishes lamely.